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		<title>Home Grown</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 01:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since our second goat kid was born I’ve lived in a smudge bubble of sleep deprivation, delectable cuddling and hysterical wailing. The new football season has given me some distractions in the form of our young stars exploding out of the traps with some irresistible movement and attitude. This flat screen TV we’ve got is proper top. Rubber dinghy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Peterloo Mascara</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 01:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So we beat the Bitters at “Wembly” with a gaggle of gifted kids, having been fluked into a 0-2 deficit at halftime. Some people – usually the losers – claim the Charity Shield isn’t a real game, but I think the sight of Micah Richards’ studs-up challenge on Ashley Young tells another story. Ironically, city [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Soap and Water</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 05:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the crane fly and the Jack Russell have gone. We all knew it was coming, but the sense of vulnerability is physical now it’s happened. Can’t we sign Shay Given and Joey Barton while we regroup? Take them on loan? My head is whirling here on the plastic prairie. We’ve been on a six-hour [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tongue Remains the Same</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 05:38:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There’s been times this season when it looked like we couldn’t win a carrot. Arsenal were the team to beat and Rooney was on his bike. That’s not a metaphor, by the way. And now look where we are. It never rains but it pours, as the saying goes. You go months without discovering a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HAARPing On&#8230;</title>
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		<comments>http://thenamelessthing.com/haarping-on#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 01:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spring has sprung like Zebedee on crack, pipe down at the back ‘cos this May could be cack, though it might just be a belting craic. Not for the faint of heart-strings, knowhatImean, wack? Mancini and his robots are revved up for this semi-final. United must feel like the poor Japanese in the face of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s That Lion on the Runway?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 18:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chicharito]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dimple in spacetime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[harry gregg]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[February’s over. March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb, as the saying goes. Another five weeks and it’ll be 60 degree weather here. Time to celebrate the spring and strap one’s balls on for the title run-in. Good riddance to February, nowt good about that month, really. The annual remembrance of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flesh and Blood</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2011 18:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fa cup semi final]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We’re having the snowiest winter on record here in Connecticut. There’s three feet on the ground outside this window, far as the eye can see. A vicious meringue touching the bottom lip of my satellite dish on its pole on the back lawn. I go out every couple of days, wade through the white and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slap Thy Neighbour</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 04:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ian hough]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Call out the instigators, because there’s something in the air. Chelsea are staggering about like a blinded Cyclops, fisted in the eye at the Emirates, city smacked Baston Villock 4-0 and, err, we let a fucking well-earned lead slip away at St. Andrews. Shit! What a league this is. When we beat Sunderland 2-0, Giggs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mayflower Mob</title>
		<link>http://thenamelessthing.com/the-mayflower-mob</link>
		<comments>http://thenamelessthing.com/the-mayflower-mob#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2011 03:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[United We Stand]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[United We Stand fanzine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The chill is on, friends. The “holiday season”, AKA the fourth quarter, i.e. Rip-Off Central, nee. Christmas, or alternately “winter in New England”. Call it what yer want, it’s wank and the snow is on its way. There’s a cornfield opposite our house, blanched and lifeless like English food. The farmer is fucking dead. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Truth or Dare; Midnight at the Oasis</title>
		<link>http://thenamelessthing.com/truth-or-dare</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ecstasy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m about to watch United at Stoke followed by the camel herders hosting Arsenal. Anything can happen, if the recent twists are an indicator. The blue Arabs started calling United “city’s feeder club”, at one point last week. A terrible business best left ignored. Ignore them and they’ll go away, the wisdom says. I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MATALAND</title>
		<link>http://thenamelessthing.com/mataland</link>
		<comments>http://thenamelessthing.com/mataland#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 04:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m in me parents’ kitchen, typing words into the laptop they never use. Been in Manchester two weeks, loved every minute. It began with the view from the plane as we circled Ringway. In the cul-de-sac outside, several illuminated kitchens and living rooms can be clearly viewed – people talking, laughing, arguing – and it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Instant Karma, Chameleon?</title>
		<link>http://thenamelessthing.com/instant-karma-chameleon</link>
		<comments>http://thenamelessthing.com/instant-karma-chameleon#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 02:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The season’s kicked off amid weird uncertainty in the air. What to wear and what not to: All those G&#038;G windsocks that inflated our hopes, now in danger of being cast off like so many used Johnnies. Imagine if only one individual kept it going? He (or she)&#8217;d be a technicolor bird in the palm [...]]]></description>
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		<title>United States of a Merry Get&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://thenamelessthing.com/united-states-of-a-merry-get</link>
		<comments>http://thenamelessthing.com/united-states-of-a-merry-get#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 03:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[2011 manchester united in america]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[America, America, for some reason a lot of you are falling in love with her all of a sudden. The reason is you’ve realised United can fill huge stadiums with soccer fans who love them. Australia might offer dozens of tribes supporting dozens of teams, plus a drinking culture fiercer than the UK, but the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beverly Hills Red</title>
		<link>http://thenamelessthing.com/beverly-hills-red</link>
		<comments>http://thenamelessthing.com/beverly-hills-red#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let’s have a good ol’ moan about something, eh? Brits and Irish love a good moan, don’t they? I saw your eyes light up when you read that first line, you moaning twat. Maybe it’s the dismal weather or just widespread alcohol abuse, but there’s something about a few beers and a thorough slagging of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Epic of David Gilgamesh</title>
		<link>http://thenamelessthing.com/the-epic-of-david-gilgamesh</link>
		<comments>http://thenamelessthing.com/the-epic-of-david-gilgamesh#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 01:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A crappy thought stopped me in my tracks the other day. Pacing the homestead like a frustrated Pacman waiting for United to kick off, I remembered I was going to die. I’d totally forgotten about that. Ruined my fucking day to be honest. When I mentioned it to my mate The Chilean he laughed in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Price Freeze in the Dry Eyes Factory</title>
		<link>http://thenamelessthing.com/price-freeze-in-the-dry-eyes-factory</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 02:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seasons change, and with change comes sameness. In winter I shovel snow and it helps me think. Now spring has sprung I mow my football pitch-sized lawn, trammelling up and down like a swimmer, and I get to think some more. Come the fall (the original English word for that season; autumn is French, so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>G&amp;G and the GG Dossier</title>
		<link>http://thenamelessthing.com/gg-and-the-gg-dossier</link>
		<comments>http://thenamelessthing.com/gg-and-the-gg-dossier#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been pissed for a week solid and you know the reason why; we’re trailing a goal behind the Wal-Mart wallahs and they’re getting all giddy, and I mean really giddy. I’m talking a level of excitement akin to that an ugly ape presented with the chance to shag Rosie Webster might experience. There’s nothing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What M&amp;S Does Today Wal Mart Does Tomorrow?</title>
		<link>http://thenamelessthing.com/what-ms-does-today-wal-mart-does-tomorrow</link>
		<comments>http://thenamelessthing.com/what-ms-does-today-wal-mart-does-tomorrow#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 05:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m here, waiting for the match against Leeds to kick off. It’s the night before and I’m lashing the Carib lager like a good ‘un. Can I stay up all night I wonder? Sit here and ruminate on my childhood. How I was made to hear it, the full treatment; McShane, Finney, Kingsley, Jesus Powell, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>E = MC^2</title>
		<link>http://thenamelessthing.com/e-mc2</link>
		<comments>http://thenamelessthing.com/e-mc2#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Patrice Evra said English food was “catastrophic”, he was serious. He is one of 26 brothers and sisters (two sadly deceased) but I’ll wager those numbers didn’t prevent his mam from knocking together a better tea than Neville’s, Rooney’s or Bryan Robson’s each and every night. This is a man raised in a culture [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex, Lies and Videoton</title>
		<link>http://thenamelessthing.com/sex-lies-and-videoton</link>
		<comments>http://thenamelessthing.com/sex-lies-and-videoton#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sleth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somewhere between the hangover of the early eighties and the plastication of Madchester we revisited and revived the psychedelic ski-jump.]]></description>
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