A Salford Mob This Way Pours


George Best at The Cliff. Kersal flats are behind him.
(Thanks to www.kersalflats)


It was 1982, a late-summer's evening. Three of us were roaming the streets and looking for laughs, not a good combination. I was accompanied by Mike-B-, who'd lately been released from a young offender's institution in Nottinghamshire. It hadn't done him any good. Apart from the access to weights, which he took advantage of and emerged as an even larger and more effective killing machine than before he went in, if that were possible, he'd also acquainted himself with nutters far and wide. The other lad, Paul-B- was a beefy specimen who once rendered Mike-B- unconscious with a vice-like headlock. Fortunately they were only messing and Mike regained his faculties soon after. Paul and Mike were vigorous exponents of the sartorial arts and daily sported lambswool Adidas jumpers and French Connection t-shirts, with bleached FUs jeans and Kickers or Adidas Nastase on their feet. ABC and Haircut 100 was in the charts. And we were very bored.


Mike had enjoyed a recent earning spree with his brother Steve, when they went on a rampage with a sledgehammer. Telephone boxes were the target; a few well-placed smacks and the phones ruptured, sending rivers of coinage into your pocket. Mike and I used to go around the pubs in Prestwich with football cards. The cards featured a table containing a football team in each box. People would pick a team from the table and pay 50p for the honour. At the end of the night the winning team is revealed by scratching off the masked winner at top centre. We didn't bother with that part of it. Instead we moved on to the next pub with a fresh card and continued raking it in. Occasionally, clever pissheads would suss us and we'd have a shower of semi-drunk man-beasts spewing from the pub door after us demanding their money back. Fools.


Paul I knew since we'd both moved to Prestwich from Salford. We started school on the very same day, sometime in midterm. Our mothers knew each other from way back. Maureen, Paul's mam, passed on a while ago and I have many happy memories of her. Paul grew into a fine figure of a man, capable of crushing a lion's femur with thumb and forefinger. I once saw him kill five thousand Scousers with the jawbone of a hedgehog. And he loved animals; when a local busker fell under suspicion of abusing his Jack Russell, Paul paid him a visit in the middle of the night armed with a three-inch thick sapling he'd ripped from the ground outside the guy's council flat. An attempt by the homesteader to defend himself with a 4-by-2 resulted in a violent crack between the shoulder blades with said weapon, knocking the guy out, naked on his kitchen floor. Not a pretty sight. Paul seemed to improve when his personal physician put him on drugs to calm him down, but that was much later.


This was Kersal flats. Well, a small part of it, anyway.
(Thanks to www.kersalflats)


But I digress. It was a summer's evening in 1982. We unconsciously headed to the Borderland, a transition zone where Prestwich and Salford meet. It is called Rainsough in this case; a curious council estate perched on a ragged hill overlooking the vast Irwell Valley. The immense cooling towers of Agecroft Power Station brooded in the valley below. Kersal flats was down there, too. Somewhere just around the huge promontory that was Rainsough, hidden from us like a giant beehive. On a sinister plateau to the west the towers of Salford Precinct swam in a haze, looking like Detroit or Houston. Thankfully we were beyond their reach. On the opposite side of The Valley. That hive maintained an army unrivalled anywhere in the County, to my knowledge. It dwarfed Kersal flats and indeed any other high-rise estate in the region.


The Rainsough lads liked to kick a ball about in a grassy bowl at the side of the busy main road known as Rainsough Brow (pronounced "brew"). They called the bowl “Wembley”. On this occasion there were about 20 kids volleying and chipping a pill to one another. We looked down upon them, our numbers having swelled to 8 by now; we'd picked up some strays along the way, other kids bored and looking for enchantment in the brickish maze that was Carr Clough estate. A couple of the kids playing football were from Kersal: Over the border. Two years or so earlier, the trouble between Prestwich and Kersal had been revitalised by a novel eruption in the mass concsciousness; casual culture had recently exploded and everyone was crazy about Coq Sportif Saint Etienne shirts, gold cords by Lois, Second Image coats and sweaters and Aitch ski sweatshirts and jumpers. The list of designers was long and too tedious to reproduce here. Prior to the casual era, Carr Clough estate and Kersal had enjoyed some humdinging set-to's involving huge gangs in flared pants swinging bike chains and every weapon imaginable. Carr Clough even hijacked a milk-float, completely destroying it like a car-bomber when it was sent downhill into the Kersal crew at tasty speed. Everywhere, walls contained the graffiti'd initials CCR: Carr Clough Rule. We’d given a good account of ourselves back then but by 1982 Salford had taken a turn into twisted pastures.


In time, insults began to rain down on the Kersal boys and their herd thinned out. One or two remained while others went back and forth to the Staff of Life pub across the road (that pub was featured in The Cook Report, in an episode about gangsters from Kersal running protection rackets. My dad broke his ankle stumbling out of there in the 70s. It was a lovely place and performed the role of First Pub on my original all-day drinking session just a year or so later). It quickly became clear that there were more of them in the Staff. The insults were now a two-way street. Still we stood, refusing to be intimidated by the older Kersal lot clustered outside the Staff, staring pointedly at us. After 20 minutes a trickle began to appear in the cobbled, stepped alley next to the pub; reinforcements had arrived from down in the high-rise estate a ten-minute walk away. We stood firm and instructed the other 5 to do the same. They looked worried.


Agecroft Power Station


Eventually, the mob numbering about fifteen to twenty became pumped enough to start coming across the road. The traffic had petered out by now and it was dark. They came to the foot of Wembley and we began asking them, “What the fuck do you want?”


“Knobheads!” came the reply. “Where’s yer Boys?”


Bolstered by my psychopathic company I afforded myself a giggle, which was horribly aborted; suddenly, down the cobbled alley came a massive team. Like what you see at United when we played decent clubs. Heads, loads of heads. It looked like a flowing river of baked beans – each of the Kersal lads sporting a skinhead in Salford fashion – packed and moving fast towards us in the manner of an organised regiment. Most terrifyingly it didn’t seem to end. I was utterly mesmerised at the size of this crew. There were at least 80 of them, if not twice that. My transfixion almost cost me my life. Between Mike growling, insanely, “Don’t fuckin’ run…” and my snapping out of my paralysis to recognise a lad at the front of their mob, now less than thirty feet away – a known psycho whose nickname was actually “Psycho” - I turned and began to flee. Mike and Paul did likewise. Psycho had an axe in his hand and an expression of such hatred that I was sure one of us would be murdered right there and then. We were chased through some tall grass, some of the lads jumping the wall into the Jewish cemetery next door and some tearing up Butterstile Lane propelled by adrenalin and little else. Paul was hit on the head by a flying brick but he kept on going, despite feeling like he was going to pass out.


We never took the piss at the Borderland again. In fact, we all became friends. That’s right; this one has a happy ending…

Unfortunately, Kersal flats are vastly diminished today. They were demolished in what was described as the biggest ever controlled demolition, back in the 80s. Below is a film of the event, with Salford Precinct in the background.


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Seth any chance you could

Seth any chance you could stop stealing photos etc from my site www.kersalflats.co.uk

Cheers

No problem at all. Thanks

No problem at all. Thanks for creating such a fantastic site, my friend! I'll be revisiting it many times.

Cheer Seth

And if you or anyone else would like to contribute memories or photos of Kersal send them to kersalflats@hotmail.co.uk

Cheers

Famous Kersal kittens......

Any Kersal heads out there remember Vinegar Vera?.......manctheknife

Oh Aye..I remember the first

Oh Aye..I remember the first time I ever had the pleasure. We got on the 92 at the Precinct and Vera nearly missed it. She launched into a tirade first at the driver and then at the entire bottom deck, while I stood beside her (standing room only). My mam kept smiling at me as if to say, it's alright, but Vera was something else; beefy, bleached short hair and carrying numerous shopping bags. Her raucous tones drowned out everything and it never stopped until she jumped off at Kersal flats. Right before she leaped from the vehicle she pointed at the driver, several plastic handles straining and digging into the flesh of her outstretched arm. "Don't you be fuckin' laughin' an' all when I get off you cunt! I'll 'ave yer balls fer braces an' don't fuckin' ferget it!"
With that, she was off like a waddling shot, in the direction of the Castle pub, where she'd ordered the driver to drop her.
My dad used to be an ambulance driver round Salford and he had a few tales to tell of her and Mick McGuire going at it in the back of the ambulance, knocking seven shades of shit out of each other...

Ballad of Vinega Vera (Youtube)

The 92 bus...

Mike Mc musta had a hell of a pair of onions on him.....Vera (for the uninitiated) looked like a scarier female version of Big Daddy at the time. The you tube clip indicates that the good lady is still alive and in her dotage. Also shocked to see that the Church inn (2007 at least) was still standing.
The 92 bus was a c*nt of a trip, esp Saturday mornings, going to the precinct with your mam, after a particularly savage fracas on the hill above the flats the night before. Parka hood up, sat downstairs hoping it wasn't the one that 'went round the flats'....
manctheknife.

Aye, that Big Daddy

Aye, that Big Daddy comparison just about sums it up matey. She really did resemble Mr. Crabtree, but I think she'd have given him a right run for his money - and he lived in Kersal himself if I'm not mistaken. He wasn't her brother by any chance?
The 92 could be very hairy. I remember being on our way to the derby at OT in 1981-2 and we got into a do with some Kersal lads in town. We ended up back in Rainsough on the 92, trundling through the flats shitting ourselves taking the back way to Old Trafford.
A couple of time we crammed into Goody's car and went down to the flats. One night Daz-G- a City lad came with us - he's about 6'6" and his feet were out one window and his head the other! Lanky as fuck in his red Roxy jacket. Not a bad lad, Daz. A Kool Kat you might say.

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